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"Help He's Got Me"

by Captain Steve Futch
As Seen in the Boca Beacon






Well the New calendar and the increasing phone call can only mean one thing Tarpon season must be just around the corner. Seams like just yesterday I was complaining to Linda about how tired I was and that I didn't care If I ever saw another Tarpon. But the familiar voices on the other end of the phone line bring back memories of great friends and wonderful fishing trips to the pass.

A few years back I began fishing a young couple from Tampa. Their first trip started off very iffy arriving at the guide docks at 1am, a late summer squall was coming in off the gulf and the lighting was coming down nearly as hard as the rain. We huddled under the bimini of the Lil Nog and discussed our options.

After discovering they were booth roofers and had saved for well over a year to afford this trip I felt I had to at least give it a try. My past experiences in the same line of work told me they had worked very hard for this night. We left the dock with the understanding that if it didn't let up we would return to the dock and call it a boat ride.

As we rounded the big dock a bolt of lighting knocked out the lights on the island. With no other boats in the pass it was a lonely and ominous place to be. The back up generators at the oil terminal finely kicked on and we eased up under the glow of boom lights. We kept a watch full eye on the storms offshore as I went through Tarpon 101, with the rain letting up eased into the pass and began to fish.

As we drifted waiting for our first bite the normal conversation of people getting to know each other began , everything went fine until Joann began to explain to me how she had spent the previous night watching scary movies until the early mooning hours to some how prepare her for our late night fishing trip.

Now there are a couple of conversations I won't allow on my boat any negative comments about John Wayne, and open discussions regarding Dr. Phibes movies staring Vincent Price, at 2am on a stormy dark night in a deserted Boca Grande Pass . Joanne seamed to think it funny that her captain was spooked by the idea of zombies and wouldn't it be cool if they did exist and what would I do to save them if they started creeping over the side of the boat. I explained that the Coast Guard exam I took had no questions regarding that particular situation, but for her own knowledge that should it occur I would act accordingly and put three zip codes between me, her, the boat, and the zombies end of discussion. To my great relief John got a bite and even though he only brought up a crushed crab I was in hopes the action would start and Joanne would forget the zombies.

I bent over to get John a fresh bait and that's when it happened a glass shattering scream a clasp of thunder and the words from every horror movie made HELP HELP HES GOT ME !!!!!! with those words trying to sink in I felt the long bony zombie fingers stab at my ribs, a second scream erupted into the darkness, this time followed by words I can't print here. Just prior to putting the Nog into warp speed and going in search of that 3rd zip coed I knew I had to risk one look at that zombies hand. Mere words can't explain the relief at seeing the butt end of Johns fishing rod banging into my ribs as he tried to lay it on the deck.

I was even more relived to see the zombie that had Joanne was about five feet long and had silver scales and not rotting skin. After a short fight and a few pictures Joanne's first fish was released. We took a break and let blood pressures and heart rates return to normal. That's when it became obvious I owed Joann an apology for my explaintifs, she graciously let me off the hook and promised to say FISH ON not HES GOT ME on all future hook ups.

Read Past Articles By Captain Steve
"BOAT LAUNCH BLUES"
"A GRANDFATHER GETS HOOKED"
"TARPON, A TRAGETY IN TEXAS"
"TARPON UPDATE"
"Help, He's Got Me"

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